Elmer’s Glue

Submitted by: Andrea

Pimp My Ride


While I was out grocery shopping, I walked past the front of my car and found that it had been decorated in permanent red ink. I thought, “AHHHHHH!!!!! How long has THAT been there?!!” While grey cars don’t show dirt, they show red ink really well. Due to the writing style, I suspect it was my 4 year old. I don’t know where she got the pen, and I can’t figure out when she did this. At least she didn’t draw racing stripes down the sides, but that’s where the scratches are from the bicycle handles. I think Santa will be adding a check mark for her on the naughty list.



Submitted by: Ann W.

TV stand, TV, PS3, Cablebox..all in 1.


Thought it’d be a good idea to let the 8 and 9 year old play the PS3 in the basement while I did a little cleaning upstairs. I was wrong. That used to be an entertainment center with the PS3 and cable box on top. Now it’s a TV stand to a broken 50″ TV. PS3 is also kaput due to the fall. Luckily, the TV at least has insurance.

Submitted by: Kim Connelly