In honor of Mothers’ day, I’m raising a glass to all fellow mamas in Parentland. I salute you.

Also in honor of Mothers’ day, I raise a glass to all you shit-ruining kids in Childland.  Despite the crap you destroy and the incredibly creative ways you find to piss us off, we think you’re pretty damn great.  Mostly.  Just please stay away from our shit, ok? 

Happy Mothers’ Day.

Love, SMKR

Matchbox in the Toaster

Matchbox in the toaster oven

He, the little guy, wanted to see if it fit in the toaster slot … it did.

Submitted by: Sara

Booby Trap

My path to their bedrooms. I’d have to be as limber as Catherine Zeta Jones in “Entrapment” to make it through this booby trap!