My five-year-old son and his friend, while having a pillow fight, knocked my keys off the bar and into the sink, where they fell into the garbage disposal. He swears he thought the sound was a spoon falling in. I found this out only later, when I turned on the disposal and heard the god-awful shrieking of metal on metal.
It’s $300 or so to replace this key fob, BTW.
after cleaning the whole kitchen,sit down to watch a movie….my husband wakes to hear me screamin what the f*@#????????????…devan decided to get rid of the peanut butter that was recalled….
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John Legend’s Grammy Broken By Nephews!
It’s been brought to my attention by a number of you that John Legend’s nephews broke one of his Grammy Awards! Is no one immune from the kid-ruined sh*t epidemic? Not famous singers? Not even famous singers with no kids?!
From @JohnLegend today:
“Casualty of the nephews staying with me. I hope they send replacement grammys! http://tweetphoto.com/36778088.”
SMKR hopes so too, John. Also, I love your duets with Stephen Colbert.