Library Book

My toddler likes to read…and destroy.  This library book didn’t last even 3 minutes in our house. Now I have to figure out whether to buy a replacement or tape this one up and send it back.  See, my kids even ruin my moral compass.

Submitted by: Jess

peeled the wall down to the sheetrock

My son is almost three. He shares my predilection for picking at edges. Took 16 years of paint off the wall, down to the plaster, and I swear it looks like a Beatle.

Thanks, Kid!

Three-Poster Bed

How to make an inexpensive three-poster bed:

1) Buy a very expensive four-poster bed.
2) Leave your seven-year-old unsupervised for twenty minutes.

Submitted by: John