Concrete Evidence

The concrete guy left and two minutes later my 6 year old left her mark.


Unrelated, a few days later, I smelled urine in her room.  When I asked her about it, she admitted she peed on the brown carpet because she didn’t feel like going to the restroom.  No pic because you can only smell it!

Submitted by: Kelly

Dead Penguin


I open the door to wake up my 2 year old from a nap and this is what I found. Don’t know how long she was working on this but at some point during nap time she got the urge to take out her giant penguin from sea world. Worst part was the statically charged styrofoam particles that refused many attempts to be cleaned up.

Submitted by: Charles M

Now That It’s Paid Off

I sent my 4 year old son out to get in the car while I was wrestling my newborn into his car seat all the while forgetting that I had locked all the doors.
Who knew that he was so strong and so determined and so hell bent on destroying the newly PAID OFF car.