My Special Peanut Butter

Now I keep my own special jar of peanut butter hidden from the kids!

Submitted by: Cindy

Why Having a Toddler is Like Being at a Frat Party

10. There are half-full, brightly-colored plastic cups on the floor in every room. Three are in the bathtub.

9. There’s always that one girl, bawling her eyes out in a corner.

8. It’s best not to assume that the person closest to you has any control over their digestive function.

7. You sneak off to the bathroom knowing that as soon as you sit down, someone’s going to start banging on the door.

6. Probably 80% of the stains on the furniture contain DNA.

5. You’ve got someone in your face at 3 a.m. looking for a drink.

4. There’s definitely going to be a fight.

3. You’re not sure whether anything you’re doing is right, you just hope it won’t get you arrested.

2. There are crumpled-up underpants everywhere.

1. You wake up wondering exactly how and when the person in bed with you got there.

Thanks to Ayschia R. for posting this on our Facebook page!!

(Source: http://www.suburbansnapshots.com/2010/06/10-reasons-having-toddler-is-like-being.html)

Potty Training Fail

I was cooking in the kitchen when I heard that tell-tale sound of the toilet lid being raised and hitting the porcelain. I thought that maybe he would be getting ready to splash something around in the potty but this wasn’t what I expected.

Submitted by: Jennifer K.