Paint + Bed

My son dumped paint all over his sheets, home-made blanket, pillow, bedframe, carpet, walls, himself, and all his favorite dinky cars.

Submitted by: Heidi

My White Shirt

Ruined my white shirt.

Submitted by: Christi

SMKR Note: This is one of those gems in the file of Shit They Don’t Tell You Before Kids.  Those mustard diaper blowouts are un-freakin’-believable.

He’s in a bit of a jam

Went to the kitchen for moment to make breakfast Came out 5 min later and I found Zander covered in Jam, also it on the dog, the floor, the chairs, and the table.

Submitted by: Raychael S.