A Woman Scorned has Nothing on My Son
This one doesn’t need a great deal of explanation. My eight-year old son was angry at his six-year old sister. To him, the only clear course of action was to defile one of her favorite things. With a blue Sharpie. At least he spelled it correctly, I guess. Perhaps most disturbing was that my daughter lobbied hard for her brother to not be punished. She found the entire situation hilarious. I guess penis jokes really are universal.
Submitted by: Renae Prieto
