Concrete Evidence

The concrete guy left and two minutes later my 6 year old left her mark.


Unrelated, a few days later, I smelled urine in her room.  When I asked her about it, she admitted she peed on the brown carpet because she didn’t feel like going to the restroom.  No pic because you can only smell it!

Submitted by: Kelly

Quit Busting My Balls!

Here’s another one from my personal files.  They recently broke the first mosaic ball I ever made!  If I’ve told them once I’ve told them a hundred times, “Stay away from Mama’s BALLS!”  Julie HB

You Always Wanted a New Toilet, Right?


One evening one of my daughters had diarrhea, so I decided to give her medicine. My mistake was giving it to her while she was still on the toilet because she didn’t like the medicine (drinkable) and threw her head back very hard, breaking the reservoir, the seat top, and the tank cover! She was fine, but I had to seal the crack in the reservoir with silicone until I could go out and buy a new toilet the next day.



Submitted by: Jamie