Each dvd is more scratched than the last – it’s as if they use a sanding block when I’m not looking.

Submitted by: Paul

My Food Dye-Free Daughter And Car

I’m a culinary student so I keep random shit, like food dye, in my car. My son decided to dump several ounces of it all over my daughter, including her hair, just as I was on my way to drop them off at a sitter’s for the evening so I could go to a concert that night. I was late to the concert.

Submitted by: Jena

Remember Cassette Tapes?

Long ago in the 90s my brother and I ruined my mother’s only copy of “The Nutcracker Suite”.  So let’s just call this an open apology.

Submitted by: Rachel