A Woman Scorned has Nothing on My Son

This one doesn’t need a great deal of explanation. My eight-year old son was angry at his six-year old sister. To him, the only clear course of action was to defile one of her favorite things. With a blue Sharpie. At least he spelled it correctly, I guess. Perhaps most disturbing was that my daughter lobbied hard for her brother to not be punished. She found the entire situation hilarious. I guess penis jokes really are universal.

Submitted by: Renae Prieto

This Shirt

He ruined this shirt to make an Anakin Star Wars Fighter shirt. Notice the tape holding it closed. I was napping on the couch and said he could do it in my sleep, apparently.

Submitted by: Carling

I thought this only happened on tv


Well I guess you really can get your head stuck in a banister. Yes, I did try the butter trick but with no luck. My husband came home and had to knock out the underside of the wood to release one of the banister rails. Thankfully it was an easy fix.


Submitted by: Rebecca T.