I Miss My Brain

Of the many parts of me they’ve ruined, I miss my brain the most.

Submitted by:  SMKR

The Breadening

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I left the loaf of bread on the bench, waiting for toast to pop and obviously that wasn’t good enough for my impatient 18 month old boy. (Note: not the 3 year old girl in picture) This happens a lot! When he’s hungry he gets into the fridge and grabs every egg and smashes it in the playroom on carpet. He even broke the lock of the fridge just to get into it! We dubbed him “Hulk baby”, since he first ripped the fly wire screen off its rails at 10 months old.

Submitted by: Samantha Broes

Sleep

Seriously, WTF? Can I sleep past 6 AM JUST ONE DAY OF THE WEEK?

Submitted by: Adam