shit my kid ruined: box of tampons

My Morning

my morning ruined by a 2 year old and a Sharpie.

Submitted by: Mommy Dearest

The Shirt Says It All

I should have known when I put him in a shirt that says, “Big Trouble in a Little Shirt” that he would have to prove it to me. A whole bag of shredded cheese dumped on the floor in the time it took me to turn my back and push in his high chair….and 5 minutes after I had swept the floor. Of course.