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		<title>Coffee anyone?</title>
		<link>http://www.shitmykidsruined.com/2012/02/03/coffee-anyone/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Feb 2012 14:56:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I put my 2.5 year old at the time to bed. My husband had purchased a coffee maker earlier that used K-cups. I had no idea my daughter had a stash of K-cups in her room. After 10 mins I heard her up and playing. I went to check on her and saw she had [...]]]></description>
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<p>I put my 2.5 year old at the time to bed. My husband had purchased a coffee maker earlier that used K-cups. I had no idea my daughter had a stash of K-cups in her room. After 10 mins I heard her up and playing. I went to check on her and saw she had poked a hole through all the K-cups and dumped them all over her bed.</p>
<p>Submitted by: Ashley</p>
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		<title>Picasso would be Proud</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Feb 2012 14:24:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[So my brother decided to do my mom a favour and repaint her walls inside her house. Then put the leftover paint in the garage&#8230;.. didn&#8217;t close the paint tins properly&#8230;. NEVERRRRRR leave half open paint tins within reach of aspiring artists ( that happen to be two years old)&#8230;. I think it&#8217;s safe to [...]]]></description>
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<p>So my brother decided to do my mom a favour and repaint her walls inside her house. Then put the leftover paint in the garage&#8230;.. didn&#8217;t close the paint tins properly&#8230;. NEVERRRRRR leave half open paint tins within reach of aspiring artists ( that happen to be two years old)&#8230;. I think it&#8217;s safe to say that it will take a long time for my moms sense of humor to be restored <img src='http://www.shitmykidsruined.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':-)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p>Submitted by: Danielle</p>
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		<title>Buzzed</title>
		<link>http://www.shitmykidsruined.com/2012/01/30/buzzed/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 30 Jan 2012 14:59:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[We are dubbing this the &#8220;Oppo-hawk&#8221;. Submitted by: Sakre]]></description>
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<p>We are dubbing this the &#8220;Oppo-hawk&#8221;.</p>
<p>Submitted by: Sakre</p>
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		<title>TV or Piñata?</title>
		<link>http://www.shitmykidsruined.com/2012/01/27/tv-or-pinata/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Jan 2012 22:19:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The other morning while my sister in law was in the shower, my 5 year-old nephew took a stick to the TV and beat it until it completely broke, as evidenced by the above picture. This act was so out of character for him and I couldn&#8217;t figure out why he would do this. It [...]]]></description>
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<p>The other morning while my sister in law was in the shower, my 5 year-old nephew took a stick to the TV and beat it until it completely broke, as evidenced by the above picture. This act was so out of character for him and I couldn&#8217;t figure out why he would do this.</p>
<p>It wasn&#8217;t until I asked what he was watching at the time that it all became very clear. He&#8217;d been watching &#8220;Curious George&#8217;s Birthday&#8221; which is all about a piñata, and I guess he just wanted to join in on the fun, not thinking that it would actually break the TV.  He had just hit a piñata over the weekend for a birthday party, so I guess it was just a little too fresh in his mind.</p>
<p>Submitted by: Holly</p>
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		<title>TP Time</title>
		<link>http://www.shitmykidsruined.com/2012/01/26/tp-time/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Jan 2012 15:42:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Jake felt the 20 pack of toilet paper was too much. He made sure to throw the cat under the bus with him by saying she was the one playing in it. Submitted by: Meredith]]></description>
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<p>Jake felt the 20 pack of toilet paper was too much.  He made sure to throw the cat under the bus with him by saying she was the one playing in it.</p>
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<p>Submitted by: Meredith</p>
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		<title>Fallen Angel</title>
		<link>http://www.shitmykidsruined.com/2012/01/25/fallen-angel/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Jan 2012 19:54:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Yeah, so this happened. Three 7 year-olds on sleepover plus a three year-old, plus me making dinner downstairs and distracted equals, well, this!  Couch used as a trampoline and a sideways tree. Note fallen angel in foreground. Submitted by: Wendy]]></description>
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<p>Yeah, so this happened. Three 7 year-olds on sleepover plus a three year-old, plus me making dinner downstairs and distracted equals, well, this!  Couch used as a trampoline and a sideways tree. Note fallen angel in foreground.</p>
<p>Submitted by: Wendy</p>
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		<title>Dog + Kid + Broom</title>
		<link>http://www.shitmykidsruined.com/2012/01/25/dog-kid-broom/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Jan 2012 14:56:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I have a 6 year old autistic son. He loves to play with brooms. He was doing so last Friday, and unfortunately the dog ran in front of him, tripping him. That sent the broom flying in the air, and it landed on my Macbook Pro&#8217;s glass touchpad. (which i didn&#8217;t know it was glass, [...]]]></description>
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<p>I have a 6 year old autistic son. He loves to play with brooms. He was doing so last Friday, and unfortunately the dog ran in front of him, tripping him. That sent the broom flying in the air, and it landed on my Macbook Pro&#8217;s glass touchpad. (which i didn&#8217;t know it was glass, or that it COULD break!)</p>
<p>Thanks to Apple&#8217;s awesome products, the WHOLE thing still works!</p>
<p>Submitted by: Tiffany</p>
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		<title>Toddler + Black Marker + Baby</title>
		<link>http://www.shitmykidsruined.com/2012/01/24/toddler-black-marker-baby/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Jan 2012 18:53:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I thought things were quiet when my 4-year old and 10-month old were playing in my 4-year old&#8217;s room. So I went in there and discovered black marker on my 10-month old&#8217;s face. Then my toddler turned around, and to my amazement her face was entirely covered. At least I got a good giggle. She [...]]]></description>
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<p>I thought things were quiet when my 4-year old and 10-month old were playing in my 4-year old&#8217;s room.  So I went in there and discovered black marker on my 10-month old&#8217;s face.  Then my toddler turned around, and to my amazement her face was entirely covered.  At least I got a good giggle.  She also drew all over her white dresser, her white toy box, and her white book shelf and various toys.</p>
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<p>Submitted by: Natisha</p>
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		<title>Pool Pump?!? Seriously?</title>
		<link>http://www.shitmykidsruined.com/2012/01/23/pool-pump-seriously/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Jan 2012 17:02:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Somehow my amazing kids managed to get a handful of Lego&#8217;s through not one, but two skimmer baskets and into my pool pump. The impeller is shredded and the new, high efficiency replacement runs $1400.00 USD. So it looks like they won&#8217;t be seeing allowance until they&#8217;re 30!   Submitted by: Ryan]]></description>
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<p>Somehow my amazing kids managed to get a handful of Lego&#8217;s through not one, but two skimmer baskets and into my pool pump. The impeller is shredded and the new, high efficiency replacement runs $1400.00 USD. So it looks like they won&#8217;t be seeing allowance until they&#8217;re 30!   <img src='http://www.shitmykidsruined.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p>Submitted by: Ryan</p>
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		<title>Sadie Gaga strikes again!</title>
		<link>http://www.shitmykidsruined.com/2012/01/19/sadie-gaga-strikes-again/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Jan 2012 19:05:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I have 3 daughters, ages 4, 2, and 10 months. I had gotten the baby to sleep and put the older girls down for their nap. I had about 30 minutes of quiet bliss that was suddenly interrupted by loud noises coming from the kids&#8217; room. I walked upstairs to see what the problem was [...]]]></description>
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<p>I have 3 daughters, ages 4, 2, and 10 months.  I had gotten the baby to sleep and put the older girls down for their nap.  I had about 30 minutes of quiet bliss that was suddenly interrupted by loud noises coming from the kids&#8217; room.  I walked upstairs to see what the problem was only to discover that my 4 year old had PAINTED her sister pink! m</p>
<p>Submitted by: Sorayah</p>
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