The Martha Stewart GLITTER Destruction

Was up late the night before with a sickness that’s going around. So after deciding to sleep in, my almost 4 year-old granddaughter decided differently. She would rather dump almost $100.00 in Martha Stewart Glitters in to one big pile in my bedroom floor. Everything I own is covered in Glitter, the house, my room, even the darn dogs are covered in glitter….. She told me when I asked her what this mess was, “I made Bad Bad Choices, Grandma it will be ok.” It’s hard to whoop the butt of someone so sweet, even with the smell of destruction lingering in the air.

Submitted by: Christina S.



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  • Christina Konze

    GAH, so expensive! I would be furious! When a kid spilled glitter in my house once, we found it for over a year afterwards. And it was not as fine as Martha’s. 

  • Andrea Welte

    Admittedly, I have never bought Martha Stewart glitter, but my initial response is:  that’s $100 worth of craft supplies?

  • Anonymous

    @Andrea, it’s very fine glitter dust, actually, so I can see how it’s super expensive. I don’t own it but I saw one of those shows looking for homemade holiday craft ideas.

  • Vanessa Zitzmann

    Grandma you are awesome 🙂

  • Anonymous

    I love the little girl’s response – “I made Bad Bad Choices, Grandma” . Indeed!!

  • CDWilliams

    Comedian Demetri Martin once said “The thing about glitter is, if you get it on you, be prepared to have it on you forever ’cause glitter is the herpes of craft supplies.”

  • Malak

    My question is: Why on EARTH would you spend 100.00 on -glitter- ? Sure it’s a big mess…but seriously?!

  • Janel Goyette

    You can buy glitter at the dollar store.

  • Crystal Kelly Yzaguirre

    the glitter you buy at the dollar store does not compare to martha stewart glitter.