He’s in a bit of a jam

Went to the kitchen for moment to make breakfast Came out 5 min later and I found Zander covered in Jam, also it on the dog, the floor, the chairs, and the table.

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  • Anonymous

    When is the last time that toilet saw some bleach and a scrub brush??? Sticky jam is nothing compared to the mess rotavirus can make.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=2718509 Stephanie Padrick

    Oh the irony of his outfit saying, “This is my time out shirt. I wear it all the time.” Too funny

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1124326507 Kiley Warren

    Totally agreed with Suburbansocialite, the kid is a mess but that toilet is what grossed me out.

  • Anonymous

    Does anyone remember “Open Head-wound Harry” on SNL years ago? Dana Carvey played Harry. The 2nd pic reminded me…

  • http://profiles.google.com/jenschmidt08 Jen Schmidt

    I’d be more worried about that toilet!! Looking at it makes me throw up in my mouth…and not just a little.

  • http://profiles.google.com/lappegaard Molly Lappegaard

    The toilet is more concerning to me than the jam…uff, that is just awful (and the reason boys in my house sit AND know how to use a clorox wipe)

  • carrieramsey

    I can’t even believe someone’s toliet looks like that! DISGUSTING!!!

  • http://www.facebook.com/sparrow.sky Natalie Sternfield

    That shirt is simply amazing. I think every parent should receive one for his/her child’s 2nd birthday. 😀

  • weaversx5

    He was apparently attempting to blend in with his surroundings… i.e. that filthy toilet bowl!

  • http://twitter.com/FlonkertonChamp Victoria in ATX

    i concur with everyone else… that toilet is disgusting!!!

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=25411302 Katherine Hayslip McCloskey

    The toilet needs some work; I actually focussed more on that than the kiddo covered in jam!

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1639061913 Mitsue Farnsworth

    I’m reminded of that scene towards the end of Poltergeist when the mother comes through the ceiling with the daughter and they’re both covered in that icky gunk that looks similar to this.

  • Anonymous

    I LOVE his shirt! Perfect.

  • Anonymous

    Sorry, kid, that’s not how to jam.

  • Anonymous

    I only clicked on comments to see how many people were disgusted with that nasty-ass toilet! If nothing else in the house is cleaned, at least hit the toilets! That kind of mess doesn’t happen over night. Can you imagine what kind of filth those kids have to live in?

  • http://www.facebook.com/BeckyManns Becky Brantley-Manns

    That toilet was first thing I noticed too! GROSS!!! I mean come one, look at the base of it even .. that is just disgusting! BLEACH BLEACH BLEACH!!! I mean, really, it doesn’t take that much elbow grease to clean it, bleach & a pumice stone works wonders!!

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100002043531566 Sarah Mikula

    the yellow wall “paint” looks like it was done with a yellow marker..there’s white spots showing through lol

  • Carly

    That’s what you get for naming your kid Zander.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=544498992 Karen Kuecken

    This one was on the FB page too.. and I had people get mad that another lady and I mentioned that gross toilet! haha. I love that people on here went off about it too. Ew ew ew ew ew.. 🙂

  • http://twitter.com/DeniseMcD123 Denise McDonald

    Dear Lady,

    Your kid’s not the issue, your damn toilet is.  I have to wonder about your lifestyle that you allow your baby to get anywhere near that nasty toilet.  That thing looks like a biohazard.  That borders on child neglect. 

  • Tiffany

    Ick I agree, I was just looking at the toliet thinking “did the kid try to wash himself off in it?”  gross.  I hope not. 

  • Anonymous

    Um, yuck!  Look at the toilet!  Seriously???  The inside AND the outside are DISGUSTING!  Also, why does it look like the kid has one big blue bruise across both eyes??
    CPS, where are you?!?!?

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1196038325 Carla Valentine Combs

      The bruise look could be from the jelly. My daughter has extremely sensitive skin that turns bluish any time something gets on her skin other than things made specifically for sensitivities. But that toilet? There is no excuse on earth for that!! I have 5 people in my house with only one toilet and mine NEVER looks half that bad!

  • Cygnata

    I thought he’d just also gotten jam into the toilet while playing.

  • http://www.facebook.com/tiffany.breedingbolden Tiffany Breeding-Bolden

    Seriously lady,your child is clean next to that filthy,bio-hazardous toilet. I don’t imagine you clean much do you,UHHHG!! that’s disgusting! Clean your home woman!!

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=810870173 Danica Stewart

    That toilet is a freaking biohazard!

  • shorty peanut

    Haha i ALSO clicked to see how many people commented on the toilet. SO NASTY!!

  • Ira Lee

    ok, so im obviously not the only on that noticed the nasty bathroom!!!  EEWWWWW

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=511393597 Nora-Lee Rodriguez

    I am so glad I am not the only one who noticed that toilet, that is just plain dangerous and unsanitary, I hope his mom is keeping that thing cleaner.