Flames on Dad’s Race Car

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I go upstairs for two minutes and when I returned, I found this very proud four year old that flamed up his Dad’s race car so it would go faster!

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  • Anonymous

    Holy Effin’ OMG! The are no words….

  • lostvideos

    Did he at least do the other side too?

  • http://www.facebook.com/cjmiller29 Conni Errickson Miller

    Future car painter. There could be money to be made. Not a half bad job! I’ll have to show this to my friend who’s 6yrs scratched her name into their car. I would get him art lessons 🙂 Turn a Holy S___ into a positive!

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Patrick-Blackburn/657907704 Patrick Blackburn

    What was it done with?

  • http://profiles.google.com/ladyaylena Lina Sears

    Why the HELL did a 4 year old have access to spray paint?? Genius parents….

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001411748464 Lorna Doone

      4 year olds are Ninjas, I have one. It doesn’t matter, they can walk through walls and padlocked doors.

      • Anonymous

        I want to double-like this reply! Ninjas indeed.

        • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1059025518 Laura Fearn

          Me too! Ninjas describes it perfectly. My 4 year old managed to lock herself in the shed when she’d been locked outside it playing in the garden minutes before…..

          • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=680472543 Sarah Kushner

            My ninja climbed out her bedroom window into the neighbors yard… silently, during nap time. Opened the window, popped out the screen, dropped her blankets and stuffed animals down to pad her decent… we didn’t hear a thing… and imagine our heart attack to walk into her room and shes GONE and the window is OPEN… thank goodness there wasn’t an exit from the yard.

            • http://www.facebook.com/csreinhardt Chris Reinhardt

              While working on my home, my soon to be 4yr old claimed he was getting cold and proceeded to feign a trip back inside the house. When I turned away to go back to work, he executed a pinpoint reverse and got behind me so he could get to my pneumatic air gun. He then he fired a brad nail clean through his finger. WTF?

            • http://www.facebook.com/kimberlylittlejohn Kim Littlejohn

              This same exact thing happened to us when my daughter was little.  Well she left the window open and decided it was too cold and hid in the couch pillows.  I even called 911.

      • http://twitter.com/nrrdgrrl1986 Kerri Holmes

        Still doesn’t tell us why parents wouldn’t keep spray paint locked up, or at least really high up on a shelf.

        • http://profiles.google.com/cbueno.sanders Carla Bueno-Sanders

          Shelves and locks mean nothing to small children.

        • http://www.facebook.com/csreinhardt Chris Reinhardt

          @twitter-191975087:disqus maybe he was using it in an unrelated project and was too busy maintaining a household while trying to pitch in and care for his kids that he neglected to put it away?

        • Jaclyn

          Because the parents were HIGH! Notice it says “420” on the car? The known sybol for weed!

      • http://profiles.google.com/abreakenridge Amanda Bernard

        I wholeheartedly concur. That perfectly describes young children!! And anyone that thinks a 4 year old couldn’t do this in two minutes does not know many 4 year olds lol

    • http://twitter.com/crownbride Crown Bride

      The kid didn’t get hurt, and the parents, I’m sure, learned something. Be nice or don’t comment.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=502688225 Stephen Ruben

    Are these kids still alive?

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001411748464 Lorna Doone

    That’s actually one of the best Shits I’ve ever seen a kid Ruin. 😀

  • http://www.facebook.com/sweixelman Samantha Weixelman

    I know I’d have an initial OMG moment but then I’d drive it around with pride. That story is too cute not to!

  • Anonymous

    NEVER UNDERESTIMATE the imagination of a kid.

  • http://www.facebook.com/shannon.perryman Shannon Perryman

    I have vague memories of doing this to my moms new car when I was around 4. Silver paint even. I didn’t get quite this much detail in before my dad caught me.

  • http://www.facebook.com/Phoenixrising1975 Jay Ryan

    There’s no way a 4 year old could do all THAT in 2 minutes.

    • http://twitter.com/DellyAngel Mary Rose

      A 4 year old is able to that and much more in 2 minutes! I know I had 4 at one time! They are genius’!

    • Anonymous

      Either you don’t have a four-year-old, or yours is slow. Sorry.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1154952045 Michael Reilly

    Does it go faster now ?

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=552700431 Liza Dennison

    This is the epitome of SMKR. This has to make the cover of next published book of SMKR.

  • http://profiles.google.com/babygurljrl jenn rawlines

    OMFG…I….Would…Lose…My….SH#T…Its freakin expensive to get a car repainted!!

    • Reuben

      No it’s not, just give your kid a can of paint!

    • Anonymous

      You can get graffiti remover, that will dissolve the spraypaint, so it can be washed/wiped off, w/o messing with the car’s finish.

  • Anonymous

    Holy Moly!! I’m sure one day it will be funny, but not today man, Not today!

  • http://www.facebook.com/anne.m.shaffer Anne Gagnon Shaffer

    OH. MY. GODS!!!

  • http://www.facebook.com/anne.m.shaffer Anne Gagnon Shaffer

    OH. MY. GODS!!!

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Zane-Cooler/100000134905851 Zane Cooler

    I’d drive it w/ priDe too, AND, I bet he picked up an eighth.

  • Anonymous

    Well if you ever wanted it to be painted a different color, here is your chance.

  • Anonymous

    Dad was upstairs getting his buzz on (420) and because stoned people usually see things in “laid back” terms (they think they’re going 50 when they’re really going 15), 20 minutes seemed like 2.

  • Josephine

    420? Yea …. that car needs to be destroyed.

    • pete

      the #420 on the window is the car’s number at whatever track he’s running at – usually assigned by the track for the season, not chosen by the driver.

  • Josephine

    420? Yea …. that car needs to be destroyed.

  • http://twitter.com/nrrdgrrl1986 Kerri Holmes

    Maybe daddy needs to grow up. And 420 on the window is a nice touch. Is daddy a pot smoker?

    • Becky Finn

      Daddy needs to grow up? 420 doesn’t have to mean “pot,” either. Maybe YOU’RE the one that’s a little too familiar? Anyway, if you think daddy needs to grow up because he has a hobby, I feel super, super sorry for your husband. You seem like a real gem.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=592993866 Mattie Martin

      The 420 is his number used at the track he races at. Read the description, it says “RACECAR”

  • http://www.facebook.com/michelle.a.andrade Michelle Elizabeth Andrade

    Ok Well this pic makes me feel better. My Three year old triplets got a hold of a Black Permanent Marker from the packaging and went on a path of destruction. It began in my room with the tile floor walls and cabinets. Then into sitting area colored my rocking chair, bedroom furniture, and white columns that separate the two areas. Then the creme de la creme….the carpeting in their bedroom, their granite countertops in the bathroom plus their cabinets and walls in their closet!

  • Sushi Brad

    It looks like it was tagged in Arabic.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Reneé-Kazmar/100002117303773 Reneé Kazmar

    I think it looks pretty cool.  If I saw that car around town I’d just assume the owner did that on purpose. 

  • James Garbarino

    The 420 sticker indicates the intelligence beng handed down to the heir of this fine Macco painted automobile. 

    To the astute parents out there, 420 indicates the owner enjoys marijuana.

  • http://www.facebook.com/melanie.beaussart Melanie Beaussart

    They have a 420 sticker on the window….  what kinda of genius did you think these people were gonna raise?

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Elizabeth-Brian-Glenn-Glass-Etching/100001991861535 Elizabeth-Brian Glenn Glass-Et

    if you know anything about racing.  420 is the racing number.  it shows how intellectually stunted you are if you automatically think of pot… my family races cars also.   my brother would be crying if his kids did something like that to his car.  but on an upside.  continue the spray paint and just make it silver. 🙂

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Elizabeth-Brian-Glenn-Glass-Etching/100001991861535 Elizabeth-Brian Glenn Glass-Et

    if you know anything about racing.  420 is the racing number.  it shows how intellectually stunted you are if you automatically think of pot… my family races cars also.   my brother would be crying if his kids did something like that to his car.  but on an upside.  continue the spray paint and just make it silver. 🙂