Why Having a Toddler is Like Being at a Frat Party

10. There are half-full, brightly-colored plastic cups on the floor in every room. Three are in the bathtub.

9. There’s always that one girl, bawling her eyes out in a corner.

8. It’s best not to assume that the person closest to you has any control over their digestive function.

7. You sneak off to the bathroom knowing that as soon as you sit down, someone’s going to start banging on the door.

6. Probably 80% of the stains on the furniture contain DNA.

5. You’ve got someone in your face at 3 a.m. looking for a drink.

4. There’s definitely going to be a fight.

3. You’re not sure whether anything you’re doing is right, you just hope it won’t get you arrested.

2. There are crumpled-up underpants everywhere.

1. You wake up wondering exactly how and when the person in bed with you got there.

Thanks to Ayschia R. for posting this on our Facebook page!!

(Source: http://www.suburbansnapshots.com/2010/06/10-reasons-having-toddler-is-like-being.html)



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  • Anonymous

    BAHAHAHAHAHAHA I love it and I’m forwarding to every mother I know.

  • http://twitter.com/Ihadtotryit Liz Jaeger

    I made the 1,000th like!! 🙂 this was perfectly written

  • http://www.suburbansnapshots.com Brenna

    Thanks for the re-post and source credit. My oversized million dollar check should be arriving any day now… – Brenna (Suburban Snapshots, where I’m not funny all the time but I curse 100% of the time)

  • http://www.facebook.com/melissa.seifman Melissa Seifman

    Had to laugh at this because if you’re a mommy.. you KNOW this is true!!

  • Anonymous

    hahahahahahahahaha I love it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! So true. 🙂

  • http://twitter.com/DaphBrog Daphne Brogdon


  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=507659352 Mahala Dixson

    Ooooh I loooove it! I have twin 2 year old boys right now, and a 3 year old daughter. Haha.

  • http://twitter.com/sharonrose Sharon Mayes

    Funny and so true.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Melissa-Moore/688394888 Melissa Moore

    This is great!!!!

  • Adrianne S

    for moms of boys add in “there is always some guy lunging at your breasts”

  • http://www.facebook.com/shannon.slocum Shannon Vieler Slocum

    Amen to #3!

  • http://www.facebook.com/shannon.slocum Shannon Vieler Slocum

    Amen to #3