Splendidly Clean Floors

In a haste to make it out the door to a step class at the gym I left my 3 kids alone for maybe 5 minutes to get my gym clothes on. Imagine my disdain when I came out of the hall to find my floors(which I had only steam sharked 20 minutes prior)coated in a whole bag of baking Splenda. Now as the mother of 3 with a deployed husband, my floors do not get mopped very often. Anyhow according to the 5 year old the 2 year old did it but it was the 5 year old I found rolling and making Splenda angels…

** Note the doll looking object is my 3 month old. Luckily he was with me and avoided getting blamed for the crime.



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  • http://spokehedz.clavid.com/ Alexander

    This website is a cruel mixture of adorableness and utter horrifying images of devil children.


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  • Kristi

    Hang in there sister…while I was upstairs giving the 5 month old twins a bath, the 8, 5 and 3 year old “mopped” for me using about 30 gallons of water. I hit the bottom of the stairs, and the next thing I knew, I was waking up strapped to a gurney, with a concussion, a missing toenail, and a broken foot that required surgery. I had more injuries than that deployment than my husband!

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1629262899 Sarah Heaton

      Been there got the t-shirt ^5 to Deployed spouses…

  • MmeZeeZee

    Jiminy Cricket, Kristi. You should get a medal… I mean that. #s four and five, twins?

  • splatman

    Splendidly fits like a Ritz.

  • Suza

    On the surface, this is an ordinary SMKR mess, but the fact that they tried to make 'snow angels' in it puts it over the top.

  • Kayla*

    I literally LOL-ed when I saw the baby laying on the rug! I'm not sure why it makes the picture so much more funny!
    As a mother/parent, I totally feel your pain and frustration with the formerly clean floors.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1112786373 Page Bishop

    Ok. Some of the other pics have made me laugh but this one make be laugh so hard I cried. Thanks for sharing.

  • http://www.facebook.com/thechurchofyou Clark Hawley

    Splenda Angels. Thank you for sharing. My day is made.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1353180011 Ilona Zakharyeva

    lol the @ the doll looking OBJECT HAHA

  • Lindy Rogers

    lmao!! As I was looking at other pictures on this site, I was picturing this exact photo and thinking that you should post it! 🙂