Poop Gloves

Fell asleep with hand in diaper.



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  • http://www.tanyabrown.org Tanya Brown

    When my husband and I took infant care classes the instructor, a seasoned pediatrics nurse, told us “if it comes out of them, it probably won’t harm them to ingest it, even if it is gross.” This was followed up by “We aren’t afraid of a little baby poo-poo, are we?”

    From that, I take it that this is a fairly common situation.

  • Nic

    Yup, my son went through a LOOOONG phase of doing that.

  • ZenaB

    two of my boys have done that when I thought they were fast asleep. At least he didn't smear it all over the walls, linen, and crib.

  • Vicki Couch

    Been there more times than I care to count! Lol! Men’s bodywash get that smell off of kids, and trust me, just toss the sheets/clothing!

  • Sachertorte

    My kid did it when he was 5 months old, only smeared it everywhere and “sampled” it.

    Nothing is worse than having to decide what to do first: Bathe him or clean out his mouth. And it was like scooping peanut butter out.

    • squattmunki24

      That is truly disturbing.

  • dreag21

    oh thank GOD my kids never did that!
    had some poop incidents mind you, but nothing this bad.
    my condolences.

  • Robert

    oh my god. mine have taken their diapers off but nothing like this. i'd just have to make a new kid.

  • Shabana

    OMG i will never complain about my almost 3 year old son not being potty trained again

  • kbernard

    That kid is getting a lot of iron….

  • http://twitter.com/Tjernobyl Ditte Sรธberg

    Dang! Better his fingers than yours, I guess!

  • Julia

    my bf & i are still undecided about kids in our future, but pictures like this make saying “no kids!” a lot easier! haha

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=506211301 Mehtare Lingolien

      Smart, you are! ๐Ÿ™‚

  • Las0127

    This kid is going to need therapy when he's older when he finds out parents posted this on the internet.

  • quicksilvernhs

    I thank God my son has never done this (or pooped in the tub). He's 15 months and WILL NOT go to sleep until he has pooped (usually on the potty). Which means he does it while awake and in the evening. Which means there is no poop to wake up to!

    Although, my niece did this when she was 9 months old and I was babysitting…she was sitting on the carpet COVERED from head to toe when I walked back in from the bedroom where I grabbed clean jammies. UGH!

  • Suzanne Nixon

    oops, repeat post

  • Suzanne Nixon

    My daughter used to do stuff like this frequently. Over time, you'll become more tolerant of the yuck factor. Not immune, but more tolerant. I don't even gag anymore. Just something to look forward to, eh?

  • Amanda

    UGH I know how that is! I was dozing on the couch and woke up to poop fingers in my face yesterday! I'm going to try to find some onesies for this kid since he's grown out of all the ones I have!

    • purplecow_403

      Did you know they make onesie extenders? You can get a pack of them, and they basically just make the onesies longer, so if your kiddo is too tall but not too wide for the onesies, you can snap on the extender.

  • Nicole

    my god why did you even take a pic of that why wasn't you first reaction clean him up omg

  • penelope72

    OMG, that is truly horrifying. Purell bath. Or, as someone else suggested, just start over with a new kid.

  • penelope72

    OMG, that is truly horrifying. Purell bath. Or, as someone else suggested, just start over with a whole new kid.

  • aimeemae

    my daughter was a poo-painter… I can empathize! Yuck!

  • mrs. right

    I love the suggestions to start over with a new kid! Given the picture and the mess, that is one of the funniest things I’ve read! Oh, I’m so sorry for the mess. I’m so grateful I didn’t go through stuff like this with my son.

    The closest was he pooped in his underpants on his 4th birthday because he “wanted to know what it felt like.” YUK! It’s been 6 months since… no more poop. ;p

  • Heather

    Oh my. If you’ve seen the movie hangover, might I refer you to the part of the movie where someone offers the toothless guy a glass of OJ and he makes the vomit sound immediately… that would be my reaction right about now. I’m at work to so all my cubicle buddies just looked at me like I’m weird.

  • splatman

    This is the most fitting entry for this site. This is a literal SMKR. Get it? This kid ruined his own… ahh, never mind.

  • Robin P

    LOL this is the first one starting from last posted that made me LOL!!! wow…hahahahahaa!

  • beclea143

    ewww….my boys were both really bad at painting their room in poop-floor to cieling-I feel your pain here….

  • hdmeid

    My kid used to paint herself, her crib, the walls she could reach with poop.

  • Sheila

    OMG! lol Yeah, I laugh now…

  • purplecow_403

    I heard variations of this story from several people, so I kept my son in onesies that were snapped closed to avoid this! He still had some seepage from an overly-full diaper, but no hands down the pants! I feel for you!

  • Layla

    Oh my kids have done that, they also like to write on the walls in the poop as well…. fun times ๐Ÿ˜

  • Sheri

    mine did that ONCE… one peice jammies until they are 7 i swear..


    LMAO… How could you even be mad at this? It’s so cute and hilarious! Hope he didn’t lick his fingers.. ๐Ÿ™ lol