My nose

I was lying on the couch, recovering from an outpatient hospital procedure, when my 4 year-old son inexplicably decided to come over and head butt me right between the eyes. There was a loud *CRACK!* resulting in 2 black eyes from this sweet gesture.



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  • Nylund

    I remember being a little boy, seeing my mother from another room, and running full speed into that room and doing a running jump kick straight into her back. She was very angry to say the least. At the time, for the life of me, I could not understand why she was upset. I remember thinking it was really UNFAIR that she was so mad. I had no intent of malice intended no harm or pain, but I cannot tell you what my motivation was or what outcome I expected.

  • th3w4cko

    you are still a MILF…black eyes and all…

  • submissive1958

    Thats when the HOLY SPIRIT TAKES OVER AND GIVES US THE PATIENCES THAT MAKES US PARENTS!

  • Samantha

    I don't suppose the outpatient procedure was a tubal ligation, lol.

  • http://twitter.com/marinapod marina podcasinskaja

    My friend had her nose broken twice in 2 months by her 10 months old. lol

  • ubechalcb922

    How is “headbutting” a sweet gesture??

  • http://twitter.com/micah_lee_ Micah Paulk

    no offense but your kid looks like an asshole

  • Una Rose

    I’m sure it wasn’t meant to harm. In response to Micah Paulk- Your kid looks fine and so do you. At least you seem to have kept your sense of humor! A parent’s must have.