Tipped Off By Grunting

they were quietly playing with books. there was no crash, no shrieks, just normal book-looking noises. i looked up when i heard my 3 year old grunting. he was trying to put the bookshelf back together.

Submitted by: Hannah

The Desitwins

The Desitin Twins!

Submitted by: Steve

SMKR Note: Desitwin powers activate!  Form of a greasy toddler, shape of another greasy toddler.  And wait, is the child on the right holding Gleek?!!

Pimp My Ride

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While I was out grocery shopping, I walked past the front of my car and found that it had been decorated in permanent red ink. I thought, “AHHHHHH!!!!! How long has THAT been there?!!” While grey cars don’t show dirt, they show red ink really well. Due to the writing style, I suspect it was my 4 year old. I don’t know where she got the pen, and I can’t figure out when she did this. At least she didn’t draw racing stripes down the sides, but that’s where the scratches are from the bicycle handles. I think Santa will be adding a check mark for her on the naughty list.

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Submitted by: Ann W.