If my thoughts had vocalized I would have needed to use the stuffing for my mouth.

Submitted by: Cyndi

My Breasts

Three kids later and my breasts are RUINED!!  They were real, and they were SPECTACULAR!!

Submitted by: Rosie

He’s in a bit of a jam

Went to the kitchen for moment to make breakfast Came out 5 min later and I found Zander covered in Jam, also it on the dog, the floor, the chairs, and the table.

Submitted by: Raychael S.