FACEBOOK CAPTION CONTEST

Got a caption for this clementine found under a baby’s car seat?!?

OUR WINNERS:

‎”oh my darlin oh my darlin oh my darlin clementine.. you were lost and gone…oh wait, there you are” Submitted by: Kelly Collins – 62 votes

“In their primitive backseat environment, the infant and toddler homo-sapien are known to hoard food and other perishible items in unseen locations. The reason for this stockpiling is not widely known, though many in the scientific community believe this to be the work of the “I didn’t do it” survival tactic. Research is still unclear on this subject, however, as the survival tactic of “It’s all his/her fault” has been heard as well.”  Submitted by: Renee Freese Palmer – 45 votes

“She knew her husband had lost his balls shortly after their second child was born, but she never expected to find one had rolled out his pants leg and lodged itself beneath the new carseat.”  Submitted by: Corey Arasz –  33 votes

“This equals what my kids have done to my social life.. Dried up, shriveled and moldy. :)”  Submitted by: Krista Pfirrman  24 votes

“‎5 second rule!!”  Submitted by: Cheryl Snelleman – 22 votes

 


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My husband and I were out in the barn cleaning while my children decided to go back into the house. They were inside for 5-10 min. When we came back in, and the puppy had been sharpie’d on. My daughter always wanted a pink puppy, so she took it upon herself to draw pink and purple on the dog. I guess it would be her revenge on the dog since the dog loves to follow her and pull her undies down…..Great, thanks Mia!

Submitted by: Elizabeth L.

Why Having a Toddler is Like Being at a Frat Party

10. There are half-full, brightly-colored plastic cups on the floor in every room. Three are in the bathtub.

9. There’s always that one girl, bawling her eyes out in a corner.

8. It’s best not to assume that the person closest to you has any control over their digestive function.

7. You sneak off to the bathroom knowing that as soon as you sit down, someone’s going to start banging on the door.

6. Probably 80% of the stains on the furniture contain DNA.

5. You’ve got someone in your face at 3 a.m. looking for a drink.

4. There’s definitely going to be a fight.

3. You’re not sure whether anything you’re doing is right, you just hope it won’t get you arrested.

2. There are crumpled-up underpants everywhere.

1. You wake up wondering exactly how and when the person in bed with you got there.

Thanks to Ayschia R. for posting this on our Facebook page!!

(Source: http://www.suburbansnapshots.com/2010/06/10-reasons-having-toddler-is-like-being.html)