my 25 year old Cabbage Patch Doll

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I let my son play with my Cabbage Patch doll that I got when I was a little girl. He decided to turn him into Iron Man, and drew the Arc Reactor on his chest. With a SHARPIE. Now I have 2 little girls that would love a Cabbage Patch doll but they have a blonde, naked Iron Man instead!

Submitted by: Evin C.

Unbearable Toy Sounds

HORRIBLE DINOSAUR SOUND HAS BEEN REMOVED!  Sorry for the autoplay.

Submit your AWFUL TOY SOUNDS!  I invite you to send a 10-sec video (or audio with pic) of your WORST, most ANNOYING-sounding kid stuff.  Share the HORROR of the TOYS you should have listened to before purchasing!!

Syrup+Long Haired Cat

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Me: “What is on the cat?”
NL : “What?”
Me: “What is on the cat’s back???”
NL: “Ummmmm. Syrup.”
Me: “SYRUP?!?!?!”
NL: “Yes.”
Me: “Why is there syrup on the cat’s back????”
NL: “Well, I just accidentally poured some on her.”
Me: “How do you ACCIDENTALLY POUR SYRUP ON THE CAT?!?!?!?!”
NL : “I just have no clue what you’re talking about.”

***FOREHEAD SMACK***

Submitted by: Ann